Mind Your (Table) Manners!

Table manners are a murky subject. We allages 4 and 2, and a third on the way. The mom
remember our mothers telling us *something*didn't speak German, and I didn't speak Arabic, so
over and over at dinner time. "Mets ta main sur lathe dad helped us communicate in broken
table!" was my Mom's refrain (French for "PutGerman. For the most part, we made do with
your hand on the table!"). Would a Chinese, Iraniangestures and drawing pictures. We enjoyed each
or Nigerian child hear the same thing? In manyothers' company.
American homes I've heard, "Chew with yourOne occasion stands out vividly in my mind. I had
mouth closed," and, "Don't talk with your mouthbeen over in the afternoon and was served
full."coffee and cookies while we were looking at
If you asked me what good French tablefamily pictures. I wasn't used to drinking coffee,
manners encompass, I would probably be able toand theirs was very strong. I had drunk what
come up with about a dozen rules. The other 150was in my little cup and was offered more. Even
I couldn't tell you until I saw you breaking them.though I declined, I was served more. I drank it
What's considered appropriate and polite isas slowly as I could, my head already buzzing.
ingrained in each of us. It's stored in ourWhen I got to the end of that cup and thanked
subconscious and we don't even know it. The onlymy host and made it clear that I really didn't want
way we find out is when we have a gut reactionany more. She got up and made more.
to what someone else is doing and just know it'sWhy would she make more coffee when I just
"wrong." Especially at the table, our reactions tendsaid I had had plenty? I didn't want to be rude, so
to be visceral and we're quick to judge somethingI drank the new cup. I decided to get up and
as "disgusting."leave right after finishing, so she couldn't give me
Imagine you're preparing for your first trip to amore and escape the situation. What was going
new country. You can make yourself understoodon?
in your new language, at least you can order yourThe mystery was solved several weeks later,
food. You know you have a few business mealswhen I invited my friend and her two little girls to
scheduled--how do you know to be polite?come over for some cake and apple juice. It only
Here are a few points you want to be clear ondawned on me after they had left--there was
before you go:cake left on every plate, and apple juice in every
1. Seating arrangementscup. Bingo!
Are there seats around the table that areIn their tradition, you show your host that you've
reserved for the guest of honor, or the host? Dohad enough by leaving a little in your glass and
you wait to be seated or are you supposed tothereby demonstrating that you are satisfied. My
know where to sit? Do couples sit together? Dodiligence in drinking up all the coffee in my cup
men and women eat together? What aboutwas a sign for her that she hadn't given me
children? Sitting in the wrong spot might be rudeenough and she would make more and more until
and make your host uncomfortable.I left some in there. How rude I must have
2. Eating utensilsappeared to her to "demand" so much coffee!
One of my favorite things to do with my GermanIn the country of your choice, how do you signal
class is to take them to a German restaurant andthat you'd like more, or that you're done? Are
show them how to eat with the fork in their leftyou supposed to eat all that's on your plate? How
hand, the knife in the right and ask them to notmany courses will the meal have? Do you need
switch hands. They realize how awkward it is, andto "save some space" for what's coming? What
we've had many a good laugh at seeing someonedo you do with parts of the food that can't be
missing their mouth with the fork because theeaten--peels, bones and such?
student couldn't find it with their left hand!5. I don't eat "X"
I'm sure that if you are from an Asian country,Refusing food is considered rude just about
you have a great time watching frustratedanywhere. Your host has spent hours preparing a
Westerners handle their chopsticks and chasing ameal, and you're not going to eat what's on the
piece of food around the plate...table? What if you're offered food that you
I remember my first few meals in India. We werepsychologically can't handle, or if you know that
in Chennai (Madras) and getting used to eatingyour business partners can tolerate way more
with our (right!) hand. A waiter took us on as analcohol than you?
education project and showed us just how this isSome situations are tricky. My father tells of
to be done: stay close to your banana leaf, don'tseveral occasions where he was the honored
tilt your head back, move the food into yourguest at a business meal in China. He was offered
mouth swiftly... and don't make a mess. It's easierthe "best" pieces--parts of animals that he had
said than done!never considered eating before. There was no
Sometimes, the utensils used vary with the foodway out, and refusing would have been a slight to
that's being served. Can you eat fruit with yourthe hosts. What to do? "Augen zu und durch!" A
hands? Is there a knife dedicated for eating fish?German expression to say: "Close your eyes and
A glass for just one type of beverage?go through with it!"
Find out about the placement of eating utensils,If there are things you absolutely can't stomach,
too. There are particular ways of placingcome up with a good reason for refusing.
chopsticks before and after the meal, the teapotGenerally, religious reasons and health concerns
shouldn't point in specific directions, a knife and("my doctor said") are acceptable. Be sure to be
fork should be placed parallel when you're doneconsistent!
eating, the napkin (or absence thereof) can be a6. Communicate!
problematic prop--the list is varied and endless.Before you go, find someone who can coach you
3. Noise or no noise?during a meal. Ask the person to point out any
As much as Europeans consider noisy eaters tograve mistakes and possible deadends. Be as
be rude, silent eaters can be judged as rudeprepared as you can. One resource that has
elsewhere. Are you supposed to slurp, smackhelped me is a Lonely Planet travel guide. It is
your lips or burp, or will that get you into trouble?very superficial, but it will teach you the basics.
In some countries, it's not even an issue. Be sureEven if you think you know the rules, let your
to practice ahead of time, as these are some ofhost or a colleague know that you're not familiar
the hardest habits to change, and doing thewith all aspects of the eating etiquette. This is a
*new* thing might have your parents screamingcase where "asking for permission" is preferable
in the back of your head!to "asking for forgiveness!" Then observe
4. Quantitiescarefully how everybody else behaves and try
I learned a lesson years ago as a student in Berlin.not to deviate. Good luck!
I became friends with my LebaneseIf you want to see just how well you know what
neighbors--we were the same age, 20, yet ouryou're supposed to do at meals around the world,
cultural backgrounds couldn't have been moretake this humorous little test:
different. They had two adorable little daughters,Don't Gross Out The World!