The Brutal Reality Of Another Hollywood Writer's Strike

Talk of a looming writer's strike reminds me ofParticipants in this CW show will pitch their own
1988. Back then, studios were momentarilyshows to a panel including 'Top Model' producers
caught out, wondering what they'd produce, sansKen Mok and Anthony Dominici.
scribes, until they realized that "reality" shows3.) Who Whines To Be A Millionaire
were a cheap, popular alternative.ABC has teamed up with Regis Philbin to produce
Since then, writers have managed to claw back athis ultra-efficient show. The set is simply a bare
few time slots. But with past lessons fresh in theirstage with a microphone stand. Eight audience
minds, producers are ready to wield new realitymembers are selected at random and each is
shows like strike-breakers' batons.given two minutes to argue, harangue, beg and
You might think that today's audiences haveplead with the audience, which then votes to
rediscovered a taste for writer-driven shows likedetermine which contestant gets the money.
Pushing Daisies, with genuine plots and dialogue.4.) Drumming With The Stars
You might think that the remarkable proliferationCBS is another network worried that, without
of reality shows leaves nothing new in that genre.new dramas, its audience will vanish without a
As a writer myself, I obviously like the idea oftrace. As a stopgap measure, the network plans
audiences that are, again, hooked by stories.to air this spinoff. Stars will be judged by Tommy
Unfortunately, new reality shows are beingLee, eccentric poet Robert Bly, and a visiting
green-lighted faster than Vespas in Roman traffic.judge from a different musical genre each week.
No new ideas in the reality genre? You wish. Here5.) The Cat Whisperer
are six shows currently in development..."Cats are the new dogs," says Cesar Millan, who
1.) Survivor: Red State, Blue Statehopes that this show, which he's exec producing,
With CBS' writer-driven Big Bang Theorywill be his bridge to basic cable. Felicity Horn will
threatened, they've turned to Jeff Probst for thisstar; she's the niece of magician Roy Horn.
politically timely spinoff. Survivor: Red State, Blue6.) The Biggest Gainer
State is actually two shows in one. In 'Red State',Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen hope American girls
16 conservative Republicans from the Midwest willin the coveted 75-90 pound demographic will have
relocate to Berkeley, where their tolerance andan appetite for this show, which NBC will run in its
flexibility will be tested with a variety of challengeshot 'Bionic Woman' slot. It will go behind the usually
including yoga and a worshiping at a Wiccanclosed doors of a renowned eating disorder clinic.
solstice festival. In 'Blue State', 16 metrosexual16 anorexic teenagers will compete to see who
hipsters from the coasts will relocate to a dormcan gain the most weight in six weeks. Alison
at Oral Roberts University in Tulsa, OK.Sweeney is producing. "We've got product
2.) America's Next Top Reality Show Hostplacement deals lined up out the door," she says.
Another timely show, since a long strike willRumor has it that Häagen Daz has already
create even more demand for new reality shows.signed a seven-figure deal for title sponsorship.